Miranda Bartender & Front Desk Superstar

Stupidest job you ever had? So much fun to bitch about.

Hmm...being chased by a psycho violent crazy pig named Gloria in knee deep snow on a daily basis probably...either that or playing music on festival stages before thousands of summer-loving happy singing people digging my music - yeah, that was really a waste of time.

If we could have anything at Ocean Island, and I mean anything... like any kind of feature, it can be totally crazy or whatever. What would it be? Keep in mind: we already have condoms in the vending machines.

An indoor pool with wavemaker and beach with palm trees, hot sun, deck chairs and handsome men in kilts serving martinis.

Sports car or big van with tinted windows?

Sailboat

You mean, to own, or be picked up by somebody in?

To own, live in, swim from, and travel around BC in and beyond

Jean Luc Picard or Grissom from CSI?

Picard because I met him once on a deserted island...no joke!

You mean, to be or shag?

That answer's obvious right?

No, it's not obvious! Ok, let's move on: Multiple choice or paragraph? (to have on a test)

Paragraph - you can always make nothing look a little more like something

Chewy or crunchy? Explain!

Crunchy. Gotta keep the fangs busy.

God these questions are awful. OK: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Probably not as much as a beaver

Seriously, just keep at it. I'm sorry. So much coffee. OK: Favourite drunken experience at OI?

Not passing out on New Year's!