Kaley position
Check it out: Kaley in a box! This is what she looked like when she first arrived from the factory. We got just what we were looking for.
When cornered, Kaley relies on her steady supply of carrots! Watch out for those things, dude... she'll put your lights out.
If you could have any superhero superpowers what would they be and why?
The ability to write in the same category as Milton or Chaucer or Shakespeare or Cummings or Plath or well you get my point.
What do you like best about working at this place?
The staff, the travelers, the music, the general wicked ambience.
What's your sign?
Taurus- Stubborn with a ever burning passion for good food.
Where have you traveled to?
Australia, Fiji, Mexico, Japan, New Zealand, Korea, Hawaii, the Baja coast
Where would you like to go next?
Laos, Morocco and the Trans-Siberian railway.
If you could be any side dish which would you be, and why?
What do you mean “could”? I am a dish! Actually I would be mashed potatoes because with all the other flavors on your plate sometimes you just need something dependable.
What rules about Victoria?
The unusual amount of naturally gorgeous women, the ocean and just the general healthy west coast mentality.
Favorite OI inspired moment?
When Chris was doing the night cleaning shift and accidentally hit one of the old door bells and it got stuck ringing at like 4 in the morning so he decided to put his lips around it and try to suck it out…and the words that were coming out of Ali’s mouth in regards to the situation.
Anything else that you want the world to know?
Tomatoes restore the platelets that you loose when drinking the booze thus getting rid of that wretched sick feeling in the morning….oh and always give a firm handshake.
Kaley's really, really nice. And she's got really cute dimples! You know when your friends say something cute and they're all sticking their two index fingers into their cheeks where dimples would be? Kaley doesn't have to use her fingers. And she wears shirts from Smoking Lily all the time. Ouch! Unfortunately she had to take off... we'll miss her! We're hoping she'll come back.
-Pema the web designer.
